We've been trying to figure this one out for centuries, folks. The meaning of life is not, in fact, 42, as some of us thought.
It's actually 42+3.5 for those of us with a good haircut, and -1.5 for those who wear socks with sandals.
Our committee of esteemed prophets has spent years studying the ancient tomes, consulting with the great minds, and sipping fine wines.
And here's what we've discovered so far:
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